Roy Schestowitz Finds Treasure Trove of Small Change Hidden in a Vintage Chair

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Roy Schestowitz spotted the mid-century modern emerald-green chair in the window of the Salvation Army Store and was immediately smitten with its retro charm. “I knew right away I had to have it” Schestowitz said, adding that it was the kind of vintage find that “you just can’t get at Ikea.” After paying $20 for the period piece, he loaded it up on the roof of his car and took it home. There it sat home until one fateful night when Roy became curious about several lumps under its cushions. After brief investigation, Schestowitz discovered a literal treasure trove of quarters, dimes, nickels, pennies, hair and food detritus tucked...

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