Goodshit Claims to Have Been Abducted by Aliens – Again

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If you’re Goodshit, being abducted by aliens is a perfectly routine affair, like a grocery run or a walk in the park. Goodshit says he’s been abducted so many times that he has now lost count. Goodshit describes the extraterrestrials as predictably alien-like. “They are just like the ones in Men in Black. It's just as you might expect from watching movies or reading science fiction: they land in UFOs, abduct humans as test subjects, perform unnecessary anal probes, and then erase all evidence of their encounter.” Goodshit brushes off suggestions by skeptics that he might have been hallucinating, should be on meds or should stop t...

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