Ville Edgren Patents New Medical Device to Make People Johnny Cash Fans

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Johnny Cash was a fabulous singer, but is it ethical to be brainwashed into liking all of his music? Ville Edgren, who accidently invented a medical implant device that makes people rabid fans of Johnny Cash, thinks there’s nothing wrong with bioengineering music appreciation. It all began when Ville was experimenting with treatments for obsessive compulsive disorder (OCD) and anxiety for patients unresponsive to drugs and psychotherapy. It seemed modern medicine could offer these patients scant relief with its non-invasive techniques, so Ville decided to slap together an untested device that could be implanted into a patient’s ...

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