Presidential Candidate Mopf Launches Unconventional “No Change” Platform
Presidential hopeful proudly proclaims he has no plan to fix things.
Fortune Cookie’s Lucky Numbers Help Hans Mopf Remember an Important Date
While enjoying a nutritious and authentic Sichuan dinner at his local Panda Express Gourmet Chinese franchise, Hans Mopf stumbled upon a truly fortuitous fortune cookie.
The Carrot and the Stick: Hans Mopf Creates the Healthiest Smore
While camping with friends, Hans Mopf stumbled upon a culinary invention that has shaken up the world of food-related campfire traditions.
Hans Mopf Narrowly Escapes End of the World Suicide Pact After Finding Newer Mayan Calendar
Millions of people, including Hans Mopf, fervently believed that the world was to end on Dec 21st because it was the last day on the Mayan Calendar.
Hans Mopf Decides to Avoid the Dentist
When Hans Mopf felt a sharp shooting pain in his mouth last week, he made a firm decision not to call the dentist to get it checked out. As he explains, “I am as afraid of dentists as I am of sharks and clowns, and neither sharks nor clowns are likely to come at your face with a drill.”
Hans Mopf Disappears: A Breakthrough for Theoretical Physics
Hans Mopf turns invisible and vanishes in front of a large gathering at a science symposium
Hans Mopf Unmasked as Vigilante Ninja Warrior
Hans Mopf, trained in all kinds of deadly martial arts, has been unmasked as a vigilante ninja warrior who has been terrorizing criminals on the streets for years.
Whale of a Tale: Hans Mopf Embroiled in Scandal After Causing a Rain of Blubber
Hans Mopf’s sun-soaked beach holiday, full of relaxation and rejuvenation, took an abruptly gruesome turn when an enormous blue whale washed up onto the shore. The beached whale was too big to be moved by either beachgoers or cranes, and time was running out for the gentle giant.
Hans Mopf Hones Ability to Use Thumb as Shoehorn
Hans Mopf has spent much of his life wearing shoes. Many of these fruitless years have been spent putting shoes on the “proper” way--tying and untying laces whenever circumstances prescribed shoelessness or shodden feet. All this changed when Hans stumbled upon an innovative dressing technique that has revolutionized his shoe-wearing lifestyle.
- New Underwear Making all the Difference Today for Hans Mopf
- Hans Mopf Responds to Nigerian Prince's Email and is Bestowed Nigeria's Highest Honors
- Mistaking Salt for Sugar, Hans Mopf’s Tastebuds are Assaulted
- Hit By a Train, Hans Mopf Invents “Smart” Trainers
- Hans Mopf Claims to Have Been Abducted by Aliens – Again
- A One-Way Ticket to Disappointment: How Not buying a Lottery Ticket Ruined Mopf’s Life
- Social Media Moodgate! Hans Mopf’s Mood Manipulator App Scandal Rocks Facebook
- Coffee Cleanse: Mopf Discovers Morning Coffee Leads to More Regular Bowels