After 15 Years of Involuntary Whistling, Iowadawg Gets a Second Wind

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Who knew being a whistle-blower could be such a pain? Ask Iowadawg, who is finally able to breathe and sleep peacefully after having surgery to remove a whistle he swallowed 15 years ago. In his youth, Iowadawg, experimented with putting toys in his mouth. This technique for exploring his environment eventually backfired when he swallowed a plastic whistle so completely that the doctor couldn’t find it anywhere inside his body using the technology that was at hand. Ever since that day, Iowadawg suffered from the physical and mental anguish of being an involuntary whistler. When he laid down the whistle obstructed his normal br...

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