... Decides to Avoid the Dentist
When ... felt a sharp shooting pain in his mouth last week, he made a firm decision not to call the dentist to get it checked out. As he explains, “I am as afraid of dentists as I am of sharks and clowns, and neither sharks nor clowns are likely to come at your face with a drill.”
Apocalypse Now: ...’s Hit and Run Makes River Run Red as Blood
When most people run away from a fender-bender, they get a suspended license and maybe a rap sheet for reckless endangerment. ...’s hit and run, on the other hand, made an entire river run red and triggered widespread panic about the end of the world.
Reverse Rumspringa, ... Churns Butter for a Year
To test his commitment to his smartphone-addicted lifestyle ... embarked on a reverse rumspringa, trading in his belongings for a horse drawn carriage, a plot of arable land in Pennsylvania, and a small wardrobe of Amish clothing.