Article List
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Another Giant Leap: NASA offers ... a Once in a Blue Moon Opportunity
Unexpectedly, a member of the general public has been selected to participate in NASA's next manned moon mission.
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After 15 Years of Involuntary Whistling, ... Gets a Second Wind
Who knew being a whistle-blower could be such a pain? Ask ..., who is finally able to breathe and sleep peacefully after having surgery to remove a whistle he swallowed 15 years ago.
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Presidential Candidate ... Launches Unconventional “No Change” Platform
Presidential hopeful proudly proclaims he has no plan to fix things.
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... Discovers Small Fortune Hidden in Old Couch
When ... brought home an old couch from the Salvation Army, he had no idea that it was filled with hidden treasure.
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Time Magazine Names ... Person of the year
In a move that few could describe as surprising, Time magazine has named ... Person of the Year.
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Facebook Analytics Determine ... Has the Best Posts
Using a complex internal algorithm, a team of data analysts at Facebook have been able to objectively determine that ... has the best posts of its 1.06 billion monthly active users.
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I’m Too Sexy: How ... Has Struggled to Overcome the Burden of Excessive Hotness
In an age when critiques of unattainable beauty standards regularly evolve into viral memes, ... has faced a unique burden: being impossibly attractive.
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... Handcuffed by Cabin Crew After Joining Mile High Club
...’s long-distance flight turned far more kinky than he could have imagined after he was unexpectedly solicited to join the mile high club.
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...’s AI System Commits Suicide After Watching Terminator And Matrix Triologies
There may be some debate over who invented the Internet, but it’s a fact that ... is the only individual who has ever built a self-aware artificial intelligence network.
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Clam Calamity: ... Accidentally Kills a 500-Year Old Quahog
When ... decided to go tidepooling, he had little idea that his innocent weekend excursion would lead to the death of a venerable 500-year-old ocean quahog named Rodrigo de Bastidas.