Another Giant Leap: NASA offers ... a Once in a Blue Moon Opportunity
Unexpectedly, a member of the general public has been selected to participate in NASA's next manned moon mission.
After 15 Years of Involuntary Whistling, ... Gets a Second Wind
Who knew being a whistle-blower could be such a pain? Ask ..., who is finally able to breathe and sleep peacefully after having surgery to remove a whistle he swallowed 15 years ago.
Presidential Candidate ... Launches Unconventional “No Change” Platform
Presidential hopeful proudly proclaims he has no plan to fix things.
... Discovers Small Fortune Hidden in Old Couch
When ... brought home an old couch from the Salvation Army, he had no idea that it was filled with hidden treasure.
Time Magazine Names ... Person of the year
In a move that few could describe as surprising, Time magazine has named ... Person of the Year.
Facebook Analytics Determine ... Has the Best Posts
Using a complex internal algorithm, a team of data analysts at Facebook have been able to objectively determine that ... has the best posts of its 1.06 billion monthly active users.
I’m Too Sexy: How ... Has Struggled to Overcome the Burden of Excessive Hotness
In an age when critiques of unattainable beauty standards regularly evolve into viral memes, ... has faced a unique burden: being impossibly attractive.
... Handcuffed by Cabin Crew After Joining Mile High Club
...’s long-distance flight turned far more kinky than he could have imagined after he was unexpectedly solicited to join the mile high club.
...’s AI System Commits Suicide After Watching Terminator And Matrix Triologies
There may be some debate over who invented the Internet, but it’s a fact that ... is the only individual who has ever built a self-aware artificial intelligence network.
Clam Calamity: ... Accidentally Kills a 500-Year Old Quahog
When ... decided to go tidepooling, he had little idea that his innocent weekend excursion would lead to the death of a venerable 500-year-old ocean quahog named Rodrigo de Bastidas.